Hey Shawn -
Remember that day I accidentally put the dry-clean-only pants to your good suit in the washing machine? And then not realizing my mistake I put them in the dryer and the hem fell out, the waistband frayed and they shrunk beyond recognition?
And then my car slid backwards down the driveway and got stuck in the snow?
And then you left for a business trip in Frankfurt and realized you had Hannah’s car seat in your car after you’d already driven for two hours?
Yesterday sure was fun, wasn’t it?