I can recall only two times in my life when my dad didn’t have a mustache - a brief period when I was about 14 years old, and late last year when chemo treatments caused him to lose his hair.
“Hey, Mom. When Papa Bob got to heaven, Jesus gave him a new body, right? He got a new heart and arms and knees?”
”He did. Remember when we talked about how Papa doesn’t need his old body anymore? His body was sick and Jesus gave him a new one that has all healthy parts.”
”Did Jesus gave him a new mustache?”
“Yep, he even got a new mustache.”