Hannah, on Hashtags

"Hey, Mommy?  Let's make a sign for my door.  Let's make it say 'No Boys Allowed.'
And at the bottom, let's put a slashtag 'that means you, Finley.'"

Well.

That's excellent use of the pound sign to categorize a keyword into a searchable link on social media.

I think what you mean, though, is hashtag.

#butiwillnevercorrectyou
#becausethisisdarling

#andsoareyou