1. Wait until he goes out of town on a business trip to a warm, southern location and politely decline his invitation to go along.
2. Survey your home for areas that need improvement.
Exhibit A: Master Bedroom
3. Hire family members to spend a Saturday night replacing the old ceiling fan. Offer to pay family members. When they refuse, send them home with baked goods. (gracias to Paul and Evan!)
4. Admire new ceiling fan.
5. Remove ugly, outdated wallpaper.
6. Spend hours deciding on a paint color. Eventually choose one that is so yummy it makes you want to drink almond flavored coffee.
6. Remove ugly light fixtures. Patch, prime, paint and hang new curtains.
7. Attack old night stands with a can of white Valspar spray paint. Use a piece of sandpaper to achieve a weathered, shabby chic look.
8. Add some personalized pieces.
9. Find a reliable assistant to inspect your work.
10. Pick up unsuspecting husband from airport. Take him to dinner.
Return home and watch his reaction.
Return home and watch his reaction.
11. See step #1 when he tells you that he has another trip coming up and wants you to go.



























